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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Guidelines for an Uncomplicated Life by Sgt. Viola Catman

Number 1: In new situations, try to maintain your dignity at all times.



Number 2: Do not crap where you sleep.





Number 3: Keeping a safe distance until you understand the situation is always a good idea.


Number 4: Always have an exit plan.



Number 5: Don't believe everything you hear, even when the speaker appears very sincere.

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9 comments:

  1. Sue GuineyNovember 17, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    Great. especially number 5!

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  2. LauriNovember 17, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    I wish the first photo could have come with a soundtrack because he was mid-sneeze.

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  3. Jude DibiaNovember 17, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    OMG Lauri!!! Nice. Sgt. Catman should start her own Sex-and-the-City type Bradshaw diary... Whatcha say?

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  4. UnknownNovember 17, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Jude, the problem with Her Highness The Catman is that she only speaks when the mood moves her. This is problematic for all of those busy types pushed by deadlines and clocks.

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  5. Helen GingerNovember 17, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    Very good guidelines. We should all follow them.

    Helen
    Straight From Hel

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  6. Elizabeth BradleyNovember 17, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    Catman, I'm with you on number 5. A girl can't be too careful.

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  7. T. Powell ColtrinNovember 18, 2009 at 3:44 AM

    I'm on board for # 1 through 5. Hey, a girl likes to have a plan.

    Those kittens are so sweet, I want to reach through the monitor and kiss each and every one.

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  8. LauriNovember 18, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Elizabeth- I really like that photo for 5. Buster the African Sausage Dog always has such a sincere face.

    Journaling woman- I'd been wondering how I'll ever be able to give them away but they're getting to the wild stage where my house seems infested with wild little mammals. I think it may turn out to be easier than I thought.

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  9. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Cats actually know a lot about life. I've found it to be true. Oh, and I'm in love with your kitties. Too adorable!

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