There are some standard questions writers get asked which all writers hate. Today we're going to play a game where you get to answer those questions the way you REALLY wanted to.
First, what is the question you hate most?
and
What is your best answer?
I'll start.
Question: Why did you become a writer?
Answer: Because I have masochistic tendencies and I don't mind being perpetually broke.
Who's next?
Here's mine: Q: Is this autobiographical? A: Yes, everything I've ever thought in my head has actually happened to me, always. What a life I've led! :-)
ReplyDeleteQ: Have I read your book?
ReplyDeleteA: I don't know. Have you?
@Sue- honestly what does the term "creative writer" mean??
ReplyDelete@Helen- HAH! I laughed hard at that one, thanks!
Q: Are you famous?
ReplyDeleteA: I guess not.
Q: Why a writer? Why not a lawyer or a doctor?
ReplyDeleteA: because writing is the greater challenge.
Q:why do you write?to make money out it?
ReplyDeleteA: yes
Q:do you know this is Africa. no one reads and no one will buy your book. you have to be realistic.
A:i try very much not to be realistic, that's why i keep writing.
Q: Oh, its a load of short stories?
ReplyDeleteA: Last time I looked, yes.
Q: When are you going to write a proper book?
A: When I grow up.
Q: Are you going to put me in your book?
ReplyDeleteA: No. I make people up.
Q: So, Im not interesting enough for your book?
A: I couldn't possibly comment.
Here's my most favorite writerly question. Answer suggestions gratefully accepted.
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you mean you can't stop and [insert request]? All you're doing is writing, it's not like you're working—
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ReplyDeleteAre you really a writer?
ReplyDeleteNo, the book wrote itself.
LOL...