Monday, March 9, 2009

President Ian Khama and the Checked Suit Jacket



There is a curious thing in Botswana. When Festus Mogae was our president he enjoyed wearing what my husband claims is the ‘official suit’. It was navy pinstripe. During President Mogae’s reign, wherever you went navy pinstriped suits seemed to be everywhere. Every serious Motswana man had one. With the ascendancy of Ian Khama to the post of tautona (big lion literally, president otherwise) we have entered the era of the checked suit jacket.

I’ve realised while trawling through the internet that the Big Lion’s checked suit jacket is apparently not allowed to leave the borders of Botswana. Photos on the internet show him in tame, plain navies or blacks with no checks in sight. Perhaps he fears it will get lost. But within the country the checked suit jacket gets a lot of work. It features prominently on BTV newscasts.

The new ‘official suit’ is brown checked on a background of light tan, but variations have sprung up around the country. Background colour, size of checks- this a man can play around with to find his own individual style- but owning a suit with little squares on it is a patriotic must.

For the almost 20 years I’ve been with my husband, I don’t think he has bought a suit without me, and yet in those 20 years of suit shopping, I’ve yet to see a checked suit jacket being sold. They are not in the shops that we go to and we go to many suit shops since my husband is thin but wide shouldered, with basketball player length arms so suit shopping is an excruciating, all day experience. So now the question is- where are Batswana men buying all of these checked suit jackets?

When the President visited Mahalapye last month the kgotla was inundated with checked suit jackets. I knew this was my opportunity to find out where these things come from since many of those checked suit jacket wearers were people I personally knew. As we were leaving, I snatched the nearest, a primary school teacher who lives down the road from us. He was wearing an exact replica of the official Tautona checked suit jacket so I was sure he would have the scoop on where they are bought.

“Nice suit jacket, where did you get it?” I asked innocently.

His eyes narrowed and his head quickly flipped right then left. I thought I heard his heart pounding, his breath definitely quickened. A nervous laugh slipped out and then, “Nice to see you Mma Kubuitsile.” And he was gone at a quick walk, bordering on a sprint.

Well I think it’s clear now. The checked suit jacket store is a secret only privy to a select few and, though opposition troublemaker Robert Molefabangwe seems to be in the clique, sadly, I’m, obviously, not.

6 comments:

Rosa said...

That piece made me laugh! Just like you, I wouldn't have hesitated to ask a man where he bought his suit.

It seems that the blue-stripped suits get to come out on exceptional occasions: On his three-day visit in Mauritius he was always in navy suits - My mum and I, we always notice when a man is elegantly dressed, so of course we couldn't miss him!

I became a fan of your President after hearing him take a stand on the situation in Zimbabwe and now Madagascar. The other African Presidents ought to learn from him. We are very proud and grateful for such a wise African leader.

Lauri Kubuitsile said...

Yes, Rosa in many ways our president is indeed someone we should be proud of. His fearlessness in speaking out is commendable. And as you've said- he is quite handsome and elegant- and unmarried if you have interest. HA!

Lauri Kubuitsile said...

Rosa- Is Macmillan in Germany? My first book- The Fatal Payout is published by Macmillan. Perhaps they could get you a copy.

Rosa said...

Lol - I'm sure there will be lots of broken hearts the day that your President gets married... including mine!

I live in Mauritius, and I'll look for your books here. And thank you for the replies Lauri! Looking forward to reading more of your writings.

Rosie Deus-von Homeyer said...
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Lauri Kubuitsile said...

AH! I was thinking I lost my mind. I thought I knew Rosie was from Germany. Please excuse my error. It was funny because I was telling my husband that the news in Germany must be very detailed if they even cover a visit of President Khama to Mauritius. He was not impressed thinking the whole world is as in love with President Khama as he is!

My mind was ALL mixed up!

Sorry, Rosa and Rosie. I have it sorted out now!

You know Rosie I blame it a bit on our local publishers, they only care about selling to our schools where they can get big money. They don't try to sell outside the borders or even to our general reading public.